A top military intelligence official kidnapped and saved by a BULL? Who would have thought this could happen?

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But I am no ordinary bull... I'm Bentley Da-Bull 07, a fully-fledged member of the British Military Intelligence branch called MI6. You may have heard of it before, through a famous fictional Secret Agent. In fact probably the most famous secret agent ever... at least till I came along!

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I walk and talk like a human, I am highly educated, I dress impeccably. In fact you could say I am the doppelgänger of the aforementioned fictional secret agent... well apart from being a bovine, and not looking like him at all.

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I even have a theme tune. So while reading about me, every-time you see the phrase Moo Moo Moo Moo - Moo Moo Moo, sing along out loud, or in your head. There is a soundbite below so you know how the theme song should be sung.

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So how exactly did I become a secret agent, or should that be a (not so) secret agent.

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Buy the book from Amazon to find out. Search for 'Kidnapped by Simon Mitchell'.

 

Bentley Da-Bull 07 over and out. Moo Moo Moo Moo - Moo Moo Moo.